sarcasmshield:

thranduilland:

adhighdefinition:

me: i won’t forget this thing!
my fuckin adhd brain: *erases my memory like a freaking magna doodle*

Someone: *tells me a thing*

Me: I will remember this!

Same person five minutes later: *talking to me about the thing*

Me: What?! No way!! You didn’t tell me!!

me: very simple procedure, i’m just going to take this item from the room i’m currently in to another room when i’m leaving this room in a couple of minutes

my brain *sarcastically*: yeah, sure thing buddy