attentiondeficitohlookasquirrel:

i went to bed last night knowing that one youtube gamerman fucked a youtube gamerwoman behind his cosplayer wife’s back. i wake up this morning to learn that two people got the bubonic plague in 2019 from eating a dead rat raw. it’s a good thing i lost my ability to feel surprised 3 years ago

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