innovationoflife:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was just chilling at a McDonald’s and a group of cultists, all in red robes, came in, casually ordered, and ate there. I partially remember going up to one and asking, “So, what do you guys worship?” Because, hey, I’m low-key fascinated by cults ‘n’ shit because it’s so mysterious and all. And they all, in unison, responded with, “John Mulaney is immortal. He is the true God,” and I think I ascended.

That was just a group (or troupe) of theater kids

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